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Gumby wins best Faire husband award...
... for saying I'm not redneck, I'm just inventive in a southern way. Or some shit like that!
P.S. You might be a redneck if; you have ever used your bathpoof to open a beer while relaxing in the tub.
P.S.S. You might also be a redneck if; you made your own clothes line, in your car, with a shoe string, to dry your shirt, on the way to work, with the windows down. (Don't knock it, it works!)
P.S. You might be a redneck if; you have ever used your bathpoof to open a beer while relaxing in the tub.
P.S.S. You might also be a redneck if; you made your own clothes line, in your car, with a shoe string, to dry your shirt, on the way to work, with the windows down. (Don't knock it, it works!)