Love is...

... a Guinea pig shedding all over your boobs, with one foot in your bra and a chin on your shoulder.

P.S. then he peed on me... not my kink.

Gumby wins best Faire husband award...

... for saying I'm not redneck, I'm just inventive in a southern way. Or some shit like that!

P.S. You might be a redneck if; you have ever used your bathpoof to open a beer while relaxing in the tub.

P.S.S. You might also be a redneck if; you made your own clothes line, in your car, with a shoe string, to dry your shirt, on the way to work, with the windows down. (Don't knock it, it works!)